discussion forums

discussion: egg ghost?

Burbank, CA

by emmy | august 31, 2024

anyone else getting haunted by an egg ghost? i think i have a ghost in my house and all he does is fuck with my eggs. i make over easy eggs, he breaks my yolks. i make hard-boiled eggs, he peels them (that's the best part). i make scrambled eggs, he eats them. he really likes them scrambled.